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• If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
  -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Civil liberties are always safe as long as their exercise doesn't bother anyone.
  -- New York Times editorial, 1-3-41...
• Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
• If English does become the Official Language of the United States, will the mispronunciation of "Missouri" be a misdemeanor or a felony?
• At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the soviets.
  American : "And in the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1....
• New York's got the ways and means; Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful Dead
• To revive the domestic auto industry by deregulation is to offer aphrodisiacs to the dead.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• Worst riot in U.S. history? New York City, 1863. Over 1200 dead.