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• If you want X, you know where to find it.: There is a legend that Dennis Ritchie
  inventor of {C}, once responded to demands for features resembling those of what at the time was a much more popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you know where to find it....
• If you want X, you know where to find it. There is a legend that Dennis Ritchie
  inventor of C, once responded to demands for features resembling those of what at the time was a much more popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you know where to find it....
• Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
  Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together....
• What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue.
  Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• If at first you don't find a way to do what no one else has done, then invite your friend to try it.
• Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
  If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies....
• McCoy: "Dear Lord, do you think we're intelligent enough to.
  .. Suppose, what if this thing were used where life already exists?...