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Then There's My Fat, Obnoxious Cousin, Roweena. When She Walks Through The Living Room, The Radio Skips.
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Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the
living room, the radio skips. She says she just retains water, and I say,
"So does the Hoover Dam."
-- Jeff Foxworthy
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