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• The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
  -- Edington's Theory...
• An infinite number of bottles of beer on the wall.
• Boys will be boys, and if given any form of decent opportunity, these will be quickly joined by any number of middle-aged men.
• Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable. -- Nogg's Postulate
• If an infinite number of rednecks, driving an infinite number of pickup truck
  fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works, in Braille....
• You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys.
• There is an infinite number of describable functions, which are not effectively computable.
  N. Jones - "Computability Theory" Note: This contradicts the oft stated maxim "If a function can be defined, it can be programmed"....
• The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.