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• Evolution is what it is. The upper classes have always died ou
  it's one of the most charming things about them. -- Germaine Gree...
• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....
• When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariable enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.
• Flanders' wife: "I've been going to Bible classes. They're teaching me to be more judgmental.
  Episode: the one where Bart breaks his leg/ Lisa is popular because they have a pool....
• The ignorant classes are the dangerous classes. -- Henry Ward Beeche
• Top Ten Changes If Linus Torvalds Achieves World Domination 10.
  That annoying Linus character from the Peanuts cartoons would be killed off 9....
• Work is the curse of the drinking classes.