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The Old American Way To Spell Cheese Was K-R-A-F-T. Now, It's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
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The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T.
Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
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Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
GC2.1 d--- H s-:- g++ p? au-- a- w+++ v* C+++ U[A-z]+++$
P+++ L+++ 3- E? N+++ K-- !W M V++ po Y++ M !t !5 !j R- G !tv b !D B- e+++ u+ h+ f r n-- y+...
GCV 2.1 GAT/M/CS d--(-+) H-- s++:-- g+ p? !au a-(?) w+++ v+ C+++$
UVS++++$ P+>+++ L- 3+++ E-(++) N++ K W--- M+ V-- -po+(+) Y+ t+ !...
GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
GCS d H- s:+>s g+(!) p1 au+ a29 w+ v+(?) C++ ULSX++++$
P+++ L++ 3- E N++ K--- W M+ V-- -po+ Y+ t+ 5+ j- R+++(+) G''' tv b !D B- e+ u* h- f r++ n+ y+...
S! P! R! I! N! G! F! E! E! L! D!! Springfield!!!!!
-- Homer spells out the town name while dressed as... "Dancin' Home...
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all....
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic, (O)h &*%$|+@!
Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
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