The Only Psychologically Damaging Thing About Masturbation Is That There's Nobody Else To Blame Later For Persuading You To Do It.

The Only Psychologically Damaging Thing About Masturbation Is That There's Nobody Else To Blame Later For Persuading You To Do It.

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The only psychologically damaging thing about masturbation is
that there's nobody else to blame later for persuading you to do it.

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