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The Only Thing Funnier Than How Things Don't Work Out, Is How They Do.
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The only thing funnier than how things don't work out, is how they do.
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How the hell does this thing work?
Responding to criticism is a foolish thing for a writer to do, and an unpleasant one.
It is much better to read only the advertisements of your work and to note, briefly, your royalty reports....
How do we come to think of things, rather than of processes in this absolute flux?
By shutting our eyes to the successive events. It is an artificial attitude that makes sections in the stream change, and calls them things....
Will be VERY interesting seeing how they work out.
There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
-- Christian Dio...
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
-- Don Herold...
How many Quality managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder....
So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that aren't on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.
Surely we don't (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and philosophical message in all this, do we?...