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• The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.
  -- Nicolas Chamfo...
• The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
  -- Chamfo...
• I would advise anyone who wished to obtain a favor from a minister to approach him with a mournful air rather than a lighthearted one.
  No one likes to see those who are happier than himself. -- Nicolas Chamfo...
• There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable
  he damages of time and injustices of men. -- Nicolas Chamfo...
• The most wasted day is one in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfo
• Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. -- Nicolas Chamfo
• Life is a desease from which sleep gives us relife every sixteen hours.
  Sleep is a palliative, death is a remedy....
• There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.
  -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfo...
• If it's not one thing it's anothe