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The Only Time To Say To Someone; "Have A Nice Day," Is When You Have Already Rendered Them Completely Speechless With Rage And Anger.
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The only time to say to someone; "Have a nice day," is when you have
already rendered them completely speechless with rage and anger.
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Never listen to anyone who talks to you for over five minutes about all that things that have happened to them that have left them speechless!
Have a nice day.
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At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
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