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• boot v.,n. [techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] To load and initialize the operating system on a machine.
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• 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  2. Isaac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook....
• Quote #656 Only the truly naive believe that portability decreases performance.
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• Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
  Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures....
• Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
  Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures....
• All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!
  and axing their legs off at the knee. -- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!...