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• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths. -- Stephen Wrigh
• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steve Wrigh
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...