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• To understand this important story, you have to understand how the telephone company works.
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• If you lie to the computer, it will get you in the end.
• If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
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• I turned on my computer, and the screen is still black.
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