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The past is behind us and the future's below us.
-- Kermit to Miss Piggy while hanging from a cliff Muppet Treasure Island
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Miss Piggy does it with Kermit.
We live behind our faces, while they front for us.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA! -- Miss Piggy
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future anybody's guess.
It was fun back there with the Rover Boys, the Little Colonel, Pollyanna, and Peg-o'-my-Heart, but we don't want to be caught in the past while the Russians are shaking hands with the Martians....
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me.
That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion....
We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
[3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....