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ARTHUR: Did You Say Shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies Are My Trade.
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ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger
the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
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BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
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Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...