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• Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
• Ross Perot has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
• Faintly as tolls the evening chime, Our voices keep tune and our oars keep time.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- A Canadian Boat-Song...
• boat anchor n. [common; from ham radio] 1. Like doorstop but more severe
  implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless....
• boat anchor: n. 1. Like {doorstop} but more severe
  implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless....
• A successful person is one who went ahead and did the thing the rest of us never quite got around to.
• A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.
• A person who follows the crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
• Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....