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The Plain People Are Worth Dying For Until You Bunch Them And Give Them The Cold Once-Ove
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The Plain People are worth dying for until you bunch them and give them the
cold Once-Over, and then they impress the impartial Observer as being
slightly Bovine, with a large Percentage of Vegetable Tissue.
-- George Ade
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I was an impartial observer to the 60's.
People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.
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-- Solomon Sho...
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People will do odd things if you give them money.
We want you to give them a pep talk that turns them from a bunch of donut-eating goof-offs into a pack of Homer Simpsons!
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I'd started making up this revenge list, like people I'd like to get sooner or later.
And the hang-up about doing this is that you're worried about them dying and you won't get the chance....