The Plain People Are Worth Dying For Until You Bunch Them And Give Them The Cold Once-Ove

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The Plain People are worth dying for until you bunch them and give them the
cold Once-Over, and then they impress the impartial Observer as being
slightly Bovine, with a large Percentage of Vegetable Tissue.
-- George Ade

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