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• The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad.
  You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later....
• Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up
  and in fact in later editions of the book all the pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs....
• Hey, kid, you just saved our lives, you know that?" "Oh, well, it was nothing really.
  ..." "Was it? Oh well, forget it then." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack.
  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss....
• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get _____there....