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The Porcelain God's Name, Is 'Ralph.'
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The porcelain god's name, is 'Ralph.'
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I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.
The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
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Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
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I am the Supreme Being, you know. I'm not entirely dim.
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Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
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The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.
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God is dead and I don't feel all too well either.... -- Ralph Moone