The Post Office Announced Today That It Is Going To Issue A Stamp Commemorating Prostitution In The United States.

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The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp
commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but
if you want to lick it, it's a quarter.
-- Chevy Chase

Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
This was seen in the SF Chronicle's Sunday Punch week before la
The post office solicited for graphic ideas for the new 30 cent stamp....
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give Linux to a friend today! -- From a Slashdot.org po
15c of every stamp is for storage.
Help stamp out entropy!
Help Stamp Out Intolerance!

The Post Office Announced Today That It Is Going To Issue A Stamp Commemorating Prostitution In The United States.

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