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• The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie.
  A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! -- Ogden Nash...
• Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not.
  Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot....
• Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
  I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• A mighty creature is the germ, Though smaller than the pachyderm.
  His customary dwelling place Is deep within the human race....
• Progress might have been alright once, but it's gone on too long. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
  I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....