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ARTHUR: Right! Knights! Forward! ARTHUR Leads A Charge Toward The Castle.
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ARTHUR: Right! Knights! Forward!
ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle. Various shots of them battling on,
despite being hit by a variety of farm animals.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
ARTHUR: Charge! [They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT.
A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four KNIGHTS are comprehensively killed....
Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: ... Right! (to the KNIGHTS) That settles it! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
VOICE OVER: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when, suddenly .
.. the animator suffered a fatal heart attack....
ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights!
Run away! Midst echoing shouts of run away the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose hitting them still....
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
TALL KNIGHT: Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!
OTHER KNIGHTS: More shrubberies! More shrubberies for the ex-Knights of Ni!...
GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
.. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...