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The Primary Cause Of Failure In Electrical Appliances Is An Expired Warranty.
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The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired
warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by
changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped
marker.
-- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw
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