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ARTHUR: This New Learning Amazes Me, Sir Bedevere. Explain Again How Sheep's Bladders May Be Employed To Prevent Earthquakes.
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ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's
bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
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