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• The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
  -- Hewett's Observatio...
• Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
• The probability that a given program will perform to expectations is inversely proportional to the programmer's confidence in his ability to do the job.
  -- Pennington's Observatio...
• Drazen's Law of Restitution: The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.
  Example: It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one....
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
  -- Gumperson's Law...
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.
  -- Stuart A. Coh...