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• The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
  What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?...
• Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
  The answer is yes, the have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
• Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
  The answer is yes, the have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
• Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
  The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
• REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
  SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say....
• Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
  Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that he's one of the 50 top contenders for the 1984 Democratic presidential nomination....