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• The quickest way to end a war is to lose it. -- George Orwell
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• Taking out without putting in is the quickest way to the bottom, for the course is never up!
• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe.
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
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