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The Rate Of Hospital Admissions Responds To Bed Availability.
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The rate of hospital admissions responds to bed availability. Or, if we
insist on installing more beds, they will tend to get filled.
-- Dr. Milton Roemer
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Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....
BED A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where people go to sleep.
Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading in....
The following appeared in a newspaper feature story.
"At the small, nonprofit hospital in the town of Saluda, the average length of a patient's stay is two day...
Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.
We need to get these people to a hospital! What is it?
It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!...
While the difficulties and dangers of problems tend to increase at a geometric rate, the knowledge and manpower qualified to deal with these problems tend to increase at an arithmetic rate.
-- Yehezkel Dro...
A duel to the death!" "Dr. Science!" "Okay, until we get tired and grumpy.
-- From the DR. SCIENCE TV show...
Systems tend to grow, and as they grow, they encroach. -- Dr. John Gall
Most Gracious Queen, we thee implore To go away and sin no more, But if that effort be too great, To go away at any rate.
-- Epigram on Queen Caroline...