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The reality you have dialed is not in service.
Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
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Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.
The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.
We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
Your reality check just bounced.
Have you hugged your local gynoterrorist today?