Related:

• One useless man can be called a disgrace. Two really useless men can be called a law firm.
  When you get more than these together, you have all the essential ingredients for a committee....
• What really happened to the buffaloes is just what you might expect if you've ever seen one in a zoo--the moths got into them.
  -- Will Cuppy...
• Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.
  Orac: "It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
  A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!...
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• Know someone you really don't like? Send them a fruit basket...from Chile!