There Are A Lot Of Pigeons In This Country. The Majority Are Bird

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There are a lot of pigeons in this country. The majority are birds, of
course, but there are a good number which support Jim and Tammy Bakker,
Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell and a few others who are for the birds.

Suspicions confirmed: Jerry Falwell did NOT send a valentine card to Jim and Tammy Bakker.
Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
Jim and Tammy Bakker are the only people I know who are a disgrace to their underwear.
The news is out, Jim Bakker did NOT receive a Christmas greeting card from Jimmy Swaggart this last Christmas!
Jim and Tammy Bakker are back on television, which proves that there was a much larger market for the Edsel than anyone thought there might be.
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Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker are haunted by fear, and it has not limits.
Birds smell bad and people who count birds smell even worse!
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, and it doesn't look too good, either.
Have you seen Tammy Faye Bakker recently?...
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.

There Are A Lot Of Pigeons In This Country. The Majority Are Bird

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