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• An old leather bag, bulging with coins, is here.
• There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
  Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries....
• Man's many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his pocket.
  The more he has the more they weigh him down. -- Satya Sai Baba...
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Many empty Coke bottles are here. Alas, they can't hold water.
• There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. -- Bob Dyla
• How many people work here?" "Oh, about half.
• How do you get all those coins?" "IN PAIRS.
• Johnny Cash -- Coins you keep to use a pay toilet.