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There Are Many Happy Citizens In Alpha Complex. All Of Them Have Laser Pistols.
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There are many happy citizens in Alpha complex. All of them have laser
pistols. Aren't you glad you have your laser pistol? Won't this be fun?"
-- the rulebook for 'Paranoia', a roleplaying game.
Related:
You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind.
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We
laser chicken: n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
laser chicken n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...
It's all a game -- play it to have fun. -- Price's Advice
Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.