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There Are No Traffic Jams When You Go The Extra Mile.
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There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
Related:
Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
That rodent's go' a viscious streak a mile wide!
Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
-- Mary Ellen Kelly...
May you walk a mile behind a camel.
Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.