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• There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
  -- Stephen Still...
• A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
  -- H.L. Mencke...
• Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -- Vanbrugh
• Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Love is when everyone knows how you feel about her, but her.
• As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her. -- Paul Geraldy
• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.