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• I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
• The Wizard of Oz Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. --Judy Garland
• I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.
• Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain? Scarecrow
  Well, I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking....
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story.
• I know a lot of people without brains who do an awful lot of talking.
  -- The Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz...
• You have more angles than a geometry book.
• Wizards are constantly subject to negative publicity.
  A case in point. One elderly wizard of my acquaintance, whenever he was bothered by unexpected guests, would immediately cast one of three spells upon them, either turning them to stone, transforming them into segmented worms, or blasting them entirely out of the kingdom....