There Are Some Really Dumb Folks Around. There Was This Guy That Caught A Terrible Cold, Sitting In His Car, Waiting For The Ticket Booth To Open At The Drive-In Theater.

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There are some really dumb folks around. There was this guy that caught a
terrible cold, sitting in his car, waiting for the ticket booth to open at
the Drive-In Theater. The feature, on the board "Opening in the Spring."

Let's rent a car and drive around with a roadmap opened.
It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
No, it's a feature... Really.
If my girlfriend caught me on this board.
Waiting for Spring Takes a Long Time.
There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink

There Are Some Really Dumb Folks Around. There Was This Guy That Caught A Terrible Cold, Sitting In His Car, Waiting For The Ticket Booth To Open At The Drive-In Theater.

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