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• PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Do not invest your whole life in one hope. -- Austin O'Malley
• How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
• Some to church repair, Not for the doctrine, but the music there.
  These equal syllables alone require, Though oft the ear the open vowels tire...
• Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
• Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.