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• There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.
  -- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929...
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  89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emac...
• The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd
  indeed, in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible....
• Not heaven itself upon the past has power; But what has been, has been, and I have had my hour.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Imitation of Horace, Book iii, Ode 29, Line 71...
• I grow daily to honor facts more and more, and theory less and less.
  A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing - a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil....
• The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.
  -- Thomas Paine...
• If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
  Homer: I own stock? Broker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights....