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There Is A California State Law That Says All Employees Of Apple Computer, Inc.
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There is a California state law that says All employees of
Apple Computer, Inc., must take either the Myers-Briggs
Personality Traits Battery or a urine test. I pissed on
the Myers-Briggs test.
-- Mike Cappella
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