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• Ytterby, Sweden begat 4 elements: Yttrium, Ytterbium, Terbium, Erbium
• And ITT begat Hostess, and Hostess begat Morton, and Morton begat Stuckey's and Stuckey's begat Beatrice, and Beatrice begat Little Debbie.
  And Beatrice did leave Little Debbie with Hostess and go forth into the wastelands looking for a good spot at a truck stop....
• Sir Henry Wotton was a most dear lover and a frequent practiser of the Art of Angling
  of which he would say, "'T was an employment for his idle time, which was then not idly spent, a rest to his mind, a cheerer of his spirits, a diverter of sadness, a calmer of unquiet thoughts, a moderator of passions, a procurer of contentedne...
• Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand.
  Come on, Marta. Grow up. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• MARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that its two lives connected by a thin strand.
  Come on, Marta, grow up. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much.
  I guess you're not an `afictionado'," she said....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.