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There Is A New Product On The Market For Those Who Are Fighting A Losing Battle With Roaches.
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There is a new product on the market for those who are fighting a losing
battle with roaches. It's called "Instant Arson."
Related:
It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents.
STUPID: Losing $25 on the tackle and $25 on the instant replay.
What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
The scientists most esteemed by their colleagues are those who are both very original and committed to the abstract ideal of truth in the midst of clamoring demands of ego and ideology.
They pass the acid test of promoting new knowledge even at the expense of losing credit for it....
They've got a product called a disposable douche. Of course it's disposable.
Who'd want to keep one of those things around? -- Lewis Grizzardch....
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -- Philo