There is but one inerrant inevitable formula for success on a computer.
This involves the combination of a computer with a human being, and it is
bound to be even more effective if that human being is self-conceived as a
computer programmer. By a combination of these two elements in any manner
possible, complete disaster is proximate and immanent and will happen at
the most inopportune time in the most disastrous manner, most often to the
hard disk which is filled to near capacity and which has not had a back-up
made in several months.