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• There is serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane.
• Say many of cameras focused t'us, Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
  No justice, please, curse ye! We really want mercy...
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• Let them live their own poisoned little lives...
• And remember, let's do it to them before they do it to us.
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• And nothing can we call our own but death And that small model of the barren earth Which serves as paste and cover to our bones.
  For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings....