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• Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner of his memory, To credit his own lie.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician, because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal.
  He's always had an agent for that....
• God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
• SMILEY :----} you lie like pinnochio
• Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.
• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
• Lie: The baby looks just like its father.
• Lie: The baby looks just like you.
• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....