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There Is No Such Thing As A Short Beer. (As In, "I'm Going To Stop Off At Joe's For A Short Beer Before I Meet You.
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There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop
off at Joe's for a short beer before I meet you.")
-- Virginia W. Smith
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