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• Nothing puzzles me more than time and space, and yet nothing puzzles me less, for I never think about them.
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• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
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• I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes.
  The greater part of all mischief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims....
• Ma Bell, I have often maintained, is the greatest enemy of communication. -- Charles McCabe
• The more I learn about women, the more I love my cat.
• I value your honesty & integrity more than your judgement.
• If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about i
  for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else. -- Carlyle...