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There Is Nothing Quite So Bad As Being Asked To Give A Speech When One Is Unprepared.
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There is nothing quite so bad as being asked to give a speech when one is
unprepared. Well maybe there is something this bad, that that is being
prepared to give a speech and not being asked.
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One of the things older folks like to give is advice, as a form of consolation for not being able to give bad example.
A short speech is often a good speech and certainly has the advantage of being much less able to be a bad speech than a long speech.
A long speech is often a bad speech precisely because it was not a short speech....
There is nothing quite so flattering as being 28 and having someone demand two forms of identification before you can be sold a drink with alcohol in it.
About the only thing that beats this sensation is being asked for documentation that you actually do qualify for a senior citizens discount....
We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to socialism, because socialism is defunct.
It dies all by itself. The bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its ....
Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
-- Francois de la Rouchefoucald...