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• You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him. -- Ed Howe
• ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  --Ed Howe...
• There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
  -- Christian Dio...
• None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
  The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. -- Ed Howe...
• There are lots of good women who, when they get to heaven, will watch to see if the Lord goes out nights.
  -- Ed Howe...