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• And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
• Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
• RIME has a Rush Limbaugh conference. You might be happier there.
• This is a CONFERENCE - not a podium.
• A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. ROGERS
• Better watch where you're stepping, when in this conference.
• Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
  Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes....
• Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.
• Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.